December 2011
closed
text me or find me or follow back.
thinking about changing my url… or starting over completely.
“legally changing my name to Emily Raxacoricofallapatorian.”
– good ideas
the one day my egg-related petnames really shine
Ed: Merry Xmas littlealiza
Me: merry christmas eggnog
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
tennant-hardwick oh god
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paint me a word picture.
Danielle: Tom Hiddleston tho. I heard Kat was dating Tom. WHAT IS HER DEAL.
Me: idk who that is.
Danielle: He's a guy.
Me: That's a very helpful description
Danielle: I thought so
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“Why are the Kardashians still popular? They’re the human equivalent of hot dog...”
– Chris Hardwick (via geargie)
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i showed my sister a sherlock fanart where sherlock was pale and thin and crying
my sister: he looks so... hungry
watching the nerdist for the first time. chris hardwick is a babe
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“Rapey from Atonement is in that, right?”
– Danielle on BBC’s Sherlock
lightest shortest uterus regeneration ever
cillian murphy in this movie is how I imagine septimus smith if he weren’t disfigured. don’t ask why I’m in love with septimus idek I can’t explain it.
“I don’t feel good.
I feel sick.
I have a headache.
my stomach hurts.
I...”
– statements I made before my parents even thought about taking me home
vinylbluebird said: R U WATCHING EDGE OF LOVE I...
yes come watch war movies with me and explain history to me ok
beautifulxmesses asked: Happy Holidays, beautiful!
holyhomoeroticbatman asked: Happy Holidays bb, best wishes and be safe.
cillian murphy, sienna miller, kiera knightly
who is the hottest in this movie idek
“NOT PREGNANT, Y’ALL.”
– Christmas miracle
“maybe I got pregnant from all those Ryan Gosling movies a couple of weeks ago.”
“this morning my grandparents showed up over an hour late and then my grandfather...”
– cause for MMSE
“bro, make whatever face you want. you’re still holding a coach diaper bag.”
“my dad is telling a 40 minute anecdote about his college friends not being able...”
“my grandmother just touched knee I’m going to break her corpse hand off”
“grandfather just asked about Daniel Craig. He meant Denzel Washington.”
– Christmas 2011
“my grandmother is definitely trying to read my phone right now”
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